Climate “realists” to protest climate strike by idling cars

GUELPH - Climate change "realists" in Guelph will be letting their cars idle every day at noon between September 20th and 27th to protest...

Spider excited to be reunited with long lost friend

“There is my friend” says the spider on the wall above Ricardo Thompson. Spider has fond memories of Ricardo from its first year of life....

Flatulence Institute of Carolina evaluating new “Eartherism”

New trend is taking the internet by storm. Ass-Earthers believe that the Earth has no face. Following the shocking trend of internet video’s radicalizing conspiracy...

Emergency vehicles to use sign flags at night too

In a new trend, vehicles that make sound at night are to use signal flags instead of horns. Guelph Paramedic and Fire Service staff are...

This Guelph couple chose not to have children, adopted 7 raccoons instead

By: Jack Fisher In the fall of 2015 Rick Marlowe and Amanda Dawe were married on the front steps of Creelman Hall on the University...

No flying cars but we do have Beyblades, so that’s something

By: Jack Fisher It is 2019. nineteen years after the Y2K virus was going to decimate our computers, eighteen years after 9/11, thirty-four years after...