Students realize they forgot to develop hobbies

COVID-19 has struck at the heart of Canada's youth. But instead of punishing them, students are about to experience what kids have dreamed about...

Man stockpiling toilet paper builds fort

Damon Raleigh from Burlington, Ontario is bunkered down as he waits for this "whole thing to blow over." On Thursday afternoon, Raleigh reluctantly headed to...

Mexico to close U.S. border, plans to build wall

Mexico has raised concerns about the Mexico/US border. Some in the Mexican government officials have suggested erecting a barricade along their northern border to keep...

Rudy Gobert defensive player of the year for third year in a row

Rudy Gobert of the Utah Jazz has been preemptively awarded Defensive Player of the Year for canceling all NBA games in the foreseeable future. Gobert,...

Millennial actually leaves the first time they say ‘I have to go’

GUELPH - The first documented occurrence of a millennial getting up and leaving on the first time they say they have to leave happened...

New calendar system developed after students follow CSA agenda

UNIVERSITY OF GUELPH - Mandated accommodations are now being set in place by professors for students following an error of dates in the survival...