Students set new target of 50% as exams approach

By: Jack Fisher “D’s get degrees” “most of the time anyway. At least that’s the common thought at The University of Guelph as students prepare...

Red Top Taxi’s new texts largely on guessing

By: Jack Fisher GUELPH - In the summer of 2018, Red Top Taxi implemented it’s ETA texts. In addition to texting passengers with the cab...

BREAKING NEWS: Nazis still bad

By: Jack Fisher After a recent rash of racial based romps in America, the world has reached out to the country with a critical reminder;...

Rash of deaths from legalization show just how bad weed is

By: Jack Fisher Before Canada legalized marijuana in October, many of the older folk in the country warned us that the drug was as deadly...

Is the person next to me pooping, or are they an alien?

By: Jack Fisher I was going to leave. I was. But then someone else came into the bathroom and I froze. Their shuffling feet, the way...

University overrun by squirrels

By: Jack Fisher SQUIRRELS! The mice of the trees. The furry friends of the most powerful Marvel superhero have overrun the University of Guelph campus. It started in...