Local man chooses to watch next Netflix episode despite the time

By: Jack Fisher 4:00am – GUELPH – As the birds rise from their sleep and the newly fallen snow glistens in the first hints of...

Band will definitely practice next week

As is the plight of many burgeoning bands, the band called TELEPON has had some problems recently finding a time to meet. “It’s worse than...

The Ontarion voted ‘best make-shift door stop’ by first years

By: Oren Bowes If there is one thing that University of Guelph students and faculty care about, it’s the quality of their door stops. The Modern...

Efforts to refer to Fine Arts building as “Zavie” halted

By: Edward Willems GUELPH – University of Guelph students are notorious for their lack of free time, and any second wasted could cost someone up...

Did the painting class hallucinate all their work last year?

By: Edward Willems GUELPH – Visitors at the Zavitz Gallery on the University of Guelph campus were shocked to discover empty walls at the exhibition...