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Spider excited to be reunited with long lost friend

“There is my friend” says the spider on the wall above Ricardo Thompson. Spider has fond memories of Ricardo from its first year of life....

Flatulence Institute of Carolina evaluating new “Eartherism”

New trend is taking the internet by storm. Ass-Earthers believe that the Earth has no face. Following the shocking trend of internet video’s radicalizing conspiracy...

This Guelph couple chose not to have children, adopted 7 raccoons instead

By: Jack Fisher In the fall of 2015 Rick Marlowe and Amanda Dawe were married on the front steps of Creelman Hall on the University...

No flying cars but we do have Beyblades, so that’s something

By: Jack Fisher It is 2019. nineteen years after the Y2K virus was going to decimate our computers, eighteen years after 9/11, thirty-four years after...

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Tidepod Challenge Predicted to make a comeback in 2019

By: Jarin Pintana At the start of 2018, the Tide Pod challenge became popular on social media sites. This lead to a series of bans...