Mexico to close U.S. border, plans to build wall

Mexico has raised concerns about the Mexico/US border. Some in the Mexican government officials have suggested erecting a barricade along their northern border to keep...

Rudy Gobert defensive player of the year for third year in a row

Rudy Gobert of the Utah Jazz has been preemptively awarded Defensive Player of the Year for canceling all NBA games in the foreseeable future. Gobert,...

Millennial actually leaves the first time they say ‘I have to go’

GUELPH - The first documented occurrence of a millennial getting up and leaving on the first time they say they have to leave happened...

New calendar system developed after students follow CSA agenda

UNIVERSITY OF GUELPH - Mandated accommodations are now being set in place by professors for students following an error of dates in the survival...

Genetically Spliced Gryphon escapes at Gryphon Park

A new attraction that was set to be revealed at Gryphon Park during homecoming weekend has gone horribly awry when a live gryphon escaped...

Canadians think Jagmeet Singh set to solve racism

This week, thanks to an onslaught of interviews and pressing race themed questions, Jagmeet Singh has been in the spotlight to solve racism in...