Genetically Spliced Gryphon escapes at Gryphon Park

A new attraction that was set to be revealed at Gryphon Park during homecoming weekend has gone horribly awry when a live gryphon escaped...

Canadians think Jagmeet Singh set to solve racism

This week, thanks to an onslaught of interviews and pressing race themed questions, Jagmeet Singh has been in the spotlight to solve racism in...

Climate “realists” to protest climate strike by idling cars

GUELPH - Climate change "realists" in Guelph will be letting their cars idle every day at noon between September 20th and 27th to protest...

Spider excited to be reunited with long lost friend

“There is my friend” says the spider on the wall above Ricardo Thompson. Spider has fond memories of Ricardo from its first year of life....

Flatulence Institute of Carolina evaluating new “Eartherism”

New trend is taking the internet by storm. Ass-Earthers believe that the Earth has no face. Following the shocking trend of internet video’s radicalizing conspiracy...

Emergency vehicles to use sign flags at night too

In a new trend, vehicles that make sound at night are to use signal flags instead of horns. Guelph Paramedic and Fire Service staff are...