Rash of deaths from legalization show just how bad weed is

By: Jack Fisher Before Canada legalized marijuana in October, many of the older folk in the country warned us that the drug was as deadly...

Is the person next to me pooping, or are they an alien?

By: Jack Fisher I was going to leave. I was. But then someone else came into the bathroom and I froze. Their shuffling feet, the way...

University overrun by squirrels

By: Jack Fisher SQUIRRELS! The mice of the trees. The furry friends of the most powerful Marvel superhero have overrun the University of Guelph campus. It started in...

Band will definitely practice next week

As is the plight of many burgeoning bands, the band called TELEPON has had some problems recently finding a time to meet. “It’s worse than...

Millennials embrace new brunch option

By: Jarin Pintana Canada’s hottest brunch trend has taken people by storm. It’s been described as “the most brilliantly obvious idea since avocados on toast,...

University of Guelph considers replacing Gryphon with Cow

By: Jarin Pintana Recently there has been a lot of press surrounding a student petition to change the Gryphon logo, to a cow. Sources say...