New civilization forms on highway 401

By: Jack Fisher ABERFOYLE - Anarchy took hold of the small local road just south of Guelph yesterday following a terrible accident. In an event where...

University of Guelph decides to NOT raise tuition this year

By: Jack Fisher Following many long and fraught discussions about an increase in tuition, the University of Guelph has decided to take the high road...

The person in your unassigned seat not treating it well

By: Calder Schweitzer GUELPH – Field reporters for The Modern Spirit have informed us of a developing situation in your lecture hall. Sources are saying...

New Guelph band

By: Jack Fisher South Guelph has a new band, or, it would if they hadn’t allegedly formed four years ago. Moderate Fumigation formed in 2011,...

Campus overcrowded with writers; study space at risk

By: Nolan Wadsworth GUELPH – Francesca Bottom, the barista who always smiles at me and remembers my name, reports that study space has been severely...

Apple forgoes iPhone 8 to offer new augmented reality personelle

By: Jack Fisher Following the failure of the new Augmented Reality (AR) software at a recent press conference Apple will be renting Augmented Reality staff...