The person in your unassigned seat not treating it well

By: Calder Schweitzer GUELPH – Field reporters for The Modern Spirit have informed us of a developing situation in your lecture hall. Sources are saying...

New Guelph band

By: Jack Fisher South Guelph has a new band, or, it would if they hadn’t allegedly formed four years ago. Moderate Fumigation formed in 2011,...

Campus overcrowded with writers; study space at risk

By: Nolan Wadsworth GUELPH – Francesca Bottom, the barista who always smiles at me and remembers my name, reports that study space has been severely...

Apple forgoes iPhone 8 to offer new augmented reality personelle

By: Jack Fisher Following the failure of the new Augmented Reality (AR) software at a recent press conference Apple will be renting Augmented Reality staff...

New Courselink overhaul

By: Nolan Wadsworth GUELPH - Computing Services at Guelph have recently rolled out the new design for Courselink featuring a slick, modern aesthetic as part...

New research reveals smartphones “not that smart”

By: Jack Fisher A recent study released by the University of Communication in Connecticut, Alberta says that Smart phones are stupid. Just really stupid. The study states...