Student dates pumpkin, ‘tis the season

By: Nolan Wadsworth GUELPH – Local lonely student Chris Mansfield has recently decided that the single life just wasn’t for him anymore. “I’ve tried Tinder,...

Horror Movie Villains Anonymous group forms in Guelph

By: Nolan Wadsworth GUELPH – As part of the Mental Health framework the university has implemented, there is a new support group geared specifically at...

Science confirms our biggest fear

By: Nolan Wadsworth GUELPH - A recent study out of the University of Guelph's Department of Stuff Studies found evidence that suggests everyone dies at...

The Haunted Mansion – Guelph Edition

WELCOME TO THE MODERN SPIRIT's FIRST CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! WE WILL TEST YOUR METTLE AND SEE WHAT YOU WOULD DO IF YOU WERE STRANDED...

University bookstore to change prices to “A Lot”

By: Nolan Wadsworth GUELPH – Is anyone looking for an author? Will write 4 cash. The University Bookstore recently unveiled their new business plan to...

CSA Spotlight: the old Bike Garage and Food Group

By: Jack Fisher Over by Gordon Street, next to the building with the beaver statue sits an old looking garage with a green pole. This...