By: Nolan Wadsworth
BREAKING NEWS!!
I’ve seen the dog! You know, THE dog. He’s a good boy, maybe even the best boy. I saw him right by the library and I think my heart stopped at least 4 times.
Max, a 4 year old schnauzer was seen wearing those tiny little booties to protect his wittle paws from the salt on the ground. He’s such a good boy. Good for you Max for wearing those booties to protect your paws.
Max was seen wearing an adorable knitted sweater that featured a cadre of dogs wearing red noses carrying a fat red man in a suit in some sort of winter transportation device
