By: Jack Fisher
- Make sure there’s water
- If there’s no water, find some.
- What do you mean there’s no water? Better find some, dude
- Steal water bottles from the grocery store.
- Are you sure there’s no water?
- Really?
- Have you checked the taps?
- No water? Shit.
- Get some barrels to collect rain
- Buy/steal a cactus (or ten)
- People are 80% water. Do you have any old neighbours? Can you drink them? Will they be missed?
- WHAT ABOUT ANIMALS? SORRY FIDO!
- Okay, calm down. How much water is left in the toilet?
- Toilet water is clean until you use it
- Run the bathtub until it fills up. (make sure to plug it first, we forgot that part)
- You’re out of water? Well, like, have you tried calling? … You have? … oh … The whole city is devoid of water? … Fuck
- Scream?
- Stop moving. Conserve water.
- Jump into the ocean for a bit. Your skin will absorb the water, but not the salt.
- Just find some water, dude.
- Maybe move?
