From: Edward Willems
GUELPH – Okay, I know how this sounds, but you gotta believe me. I SAW the Gryphon blink. You know, the big one? The guy on the book? On Gordon Street! Looks like a statue, right? I see him every day and he’s just sitting there, staring at me.
So I walk up to it and stare back. Like, I always look at him, and I’m always weirded out by those eyes, so I’m looking at its eyes. And this motherfucker just WAITS until I’m the only one there and blinks his big bronze eye!!
It blinked!! I’m looking at him, he’s looking at me, and he blinks!
Or winks, I guess, but still!!!
I’m telling ya, just look at those big eyes for a bit and he’ll blink.
Watch him, he’s going to do something big, like stretch or yawn or something.
And I’m going to be there to see it. Just you wait!!