NOTICE: press release from micro-bio department sheds light on Blizzard-Kid

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By: Jack Fisher

A press release, from just minutes ago, has brought some concerning details to light with regards to the vat of nuclear chemicals on campus and the plight of Danathan Jezlin:

After calling the College of Biological Sciences for clarification, they have confirmed that Jezlin seems to have acquired some sort of cold-based sensitivity that is allowing him to manipulate water particles in the air to do whatever he wants. Like a snow Magneto.

We will keep you updated on the situation.

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