Your aunt will be so happy! When you get back to your car, you remember that you do own a cellphone because it’s 2017, so you call your aunt.
20 minutes later your 17 year-old cousin shows up with your aunt’s car. They siphon some gas and the two of you are able to drive to their house. When you give your aunt the new Frank Zappa records she is ecstatic! She gives you a twelve pack of Wellington SPA and sends you on your way.
As you leave, you hear her remark to your cousin that she hasn’t seen some of these records since her sister’s house burned down back in ’93.
You have no idea what to do.
What happened tonight?
